Priti 4 Witham

I’ve just caught a glimpse of the Governor of California, yes, Arnie himself arriving at No 10 to talk about climate change with Blair. Amusingly, Arnie was sporting a rather dashing green tie, not too dissimilar to that striking green tie we often see worn by David Cameron. While I am all for ‘talks’ on issues of climate change – a fitting subject in light of the unseasonal weather that has gripped the UK, I could not help but wish that Blair would ask the Terminator himself for some words of wisdom on how to tackle one of Blair’s areas of failure – law and order. In light of the recent stabbings and shootings that have gripped the streets of Britain, I hope that Arnie will be back, to give us all a flavour on how the hard man himself would get tough on crime and the causes of crime.